This is seriously making me smile from ear to ear…

Eli’s master plan is to finish up the script for his big science fiction blockbuster, which will look to be the biggest budget movie he’s done so far. Once that script is finished, he’ll shop it around along with Thanksgiving — the movie based on the trailer that he made specifically for Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez’s Grindhouse — for around $85 Million. His hope is to use about $80 Million for the big movie, and then add three weeks to the end of filming and do Thanksgiving for around $5 Million.

$5 million and 3 weeks for Thanksgiving.

I love it so much.

Read more at Geeks of Doom.

Eli Roth’s Blockbuster/Indie Gameplan Involving ‘Grindhouse’ Spinoff! [via Geeks of Doom]

Happy Thanksgiving, all. We hope yours was as gluttonous and miserable as it should have been, what with the familial yelling and the resentment and the politics, etc.  In honor of eating the flesh of defenseless birds and not giving a shit about their children or friends, here’s a trailer from a terrible movie that has just been promoted to the top of my “to see” list.  Blood Freak.  Please stick with it at least until the voice over, then you’ll know why it’s so good.

Also, Price and I have finally finished our yearly “move around New York’s 5 boroughs,” so we can start posting inane garbage again. Finally!