If there’s one alcoholic beverage that’s synonymous with heavy metal, evil, tattoos, etc., it has to be the lovely anise-tinted Jagermeister.

Now Vincent and I both enjoy the occasional tasty beverage, and probably enjoy too many, but this is absolutely insane. What’s worse than a single bottle of Jager? 6.

What’s worse than 6 bottles of Jager? 6 bottles on Jager in a cooler, which implies it needs to be drank in its entirety at whatever event this thing is present.

I couldn’t find a link for buying this thing, and that’s probably a good thing. That’s a death trap if I have ever seen one before.

[Via DBTH]