I really want to break the bank and buy those Deicide sweats. Although I already have to beat women off of me with a stick (or battle axe), these would really up my game from an A+ to an A+++.

When I shared this discovery with Vincent, he said it best: “Fact: nothing defines early death metal more than sweatpants.” No truer words have ever been spoken.

There are also some pretty sweet Sadus sweatpants available as well. Get ‘em while they’re hot.