You know what are always good?  Horror movie remakes.  I can’t think of a single horror movie remake (barring The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, My Bloody Valentine, Friday the 13th, and Halloween) that has ever sucked.  Thank God there are 11 more on the chopping block.

Oh look, Suspiria is being remade.  Finally, right!?  I knew you were thinking that.  I hope it has more tits this time.

I’m not one of those people who thinks remaking a movie taints (snicker) the original or somehow destroys it, but so many of them are just unnecessary.  It’s not difficult to come up with an original concept for a horror movie, and since the whole point of horror is to scare, doesn’t it make more sense to try to provide something original?

Apologies to Dawn of the Dead, which I thought was fantastic.

What Works, What Sucks, and What’s Coming for 11 Horror Remakes [via SciFi Wire]