So I’ve decided to scrap the idea of a simple vocabulary lesson, and instead write the ABC’s of fears. Makes sense anyways, and is one less dimension I need to cover (all fears are evil/dark in some way, so I don’t have to spend as much of my precious time searching). So today I give you Blennophobia.

Blennophobia is a “morbid fear of slime”. Here are some people who do not suffer from such an ailment:

Slimer

Slimer most certainly does not possess this fear. Quite the contrary. He essentially has “antiblennophobia”.

Toxie

Certainly no ailment here. Toxie minus slime is like The Devil’s Demons minus me.

Morbid Angel

How can you be scared of slime, yet you have a song titled “Where the Slime Lives.” Or actually, maybe they in fact have blennophobia, and are so scared of slime that they had to write a song with it. But most likely not.

TMNT

Are you fucking kidding me?