41 For Anne Rice, born in 1941.  She used to write vampire novels and the ocassional soft-core porn read. Now she talks about Jesus a lot and is largely non-famous.

That ol’ chestnut:

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It’s never too early to think ahead though. I decided while at work (where else does one do this sort of stuff) that I should try and find some inspiration for costume ideas. Since it’s still pretty close to Easter, Jesus is on my mind, so I tried to see what kind of Jesus-type costumes I could come across.

Obviously my thoughts centered on the offensive and blasphemous, but I found this very old link for some costume suggestions of a religious nature that you might find humorous. You know, if you really want to make an impression. Be warned, these are some EVIL ideas.

#4 is my favorite: Dress up as a yellow and black striped leaf and ask them if they beeleaf in Jesus!

If you need any more reasons why this site is worth visiting, I can’t give them to you. You’re on the wrong site.

SkullzNEyez

Back when I was a college freshman in the 20th century, I used to LOVE reading Landover Baptist.  This was 1999, and the internet wasn’t the vast realm of awesomeness that it is today. Prepare for a trip down memory lane- In 1999 I used Lycos and Altavista to find search results, I used Napster to introduce myself to Samael, At The Gates, Emperor and pretty much everyone else I still listen to today, and on Thursday nights I sat in my dorm room and drunkenly listened to phone calls between Glen Benton and Bob Larson [ed note: I actually did this]. The internet wasn’t huge, but if you really sought it out you could find humorous sources of blasphemy and hedonism. To this end, I loved the laughably juvenile anti-religious site Landover Baptist.org. 

For some reason, it popped into my head last night.

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