I’m sure it’s been back for quite some time now, but it’s the first time I’ve noticed it.

THAT JUST MEANS THAT HALLOWEEN IS SO MUCH CLOSER THAN I HAD EXPECTED.

I am super excited for the dots, especially the ghost dots.

These ghost dots have been part of legend ever since X-Entertainment reviewed them way back in 2007.

I also reviewed them last year. They were a hit at parties, and I don’t foresee them disappointing this year either. Look at them in all their glory:

YES. I shall consume thee, ghost dots. But I will probably just throw your bastard cousin candy corn dots drunkenly at my friends.

But wait, that’s not all …

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So I’ve bought a lot of Halloween candy over the years. We all do around this time. Or if we don’t buy a lot, we sure do eat a lot.

You can’t have Halloween without the candy. Before I grew up and realized that Halloween was REALLY about dressing ridiculously, fake blood, and having an excuse to absolutely party your face off for a few days, it was all about the candy.

You were measured by your candy. Who got the most won. Every night after trick or treat, I would sit on the floor next to my brother, and we would compare our stashes. Who got the most suckers? Who had the most sixlets?

Maybe it’s the fancy packaging. Maybe I’m just using the season as an excuse to eat poorly. Either way, I end up with a ton of this stuff, and a ton of it goes into my belly.

So here’s some of what I bought so far, and my impressions.

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