OK. This is just fucking stupid. Dipsophobia is:

An abnormal and persistent fear of drinking alcohol.

This is by far the most ridiculous and stupid fear I have ever heard. If you suffer from Dipsophobia, or as I like to call “You are a huge fucking pussy”, then you most likely need to die. Or just disappear from the earth.

Now, if you choose to abstain from alcohol for a good reason, that’s fine. But to just be scared of it? Without a reason? Well you’re just a fucking moron.

People Who Do Not Suffer From Dipsophobia, or “Iamapieceofshitophobia”

Amy Winehouse

Poster child for anti-Dipsophobia groups.

Charles Barkley

If there’s one person who I would love to hang out with and discuss how much we hate people with Dipsophobia, it would probably be Charles Barkely. I have heard tales of his drinking prowess. I would love to experience them in person.

Keith Moon

Duh.

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