Posts Tagged ‘elvira’

68 Days Until Halloween

Tuesday, August 24th, 2010 by Price

So, I’m really reaching for a post idea today. Our official Halloween countdown still has not begun in earnest, but while searching around the internet for anything interesting about the number 68, I came across the following factoid from this Wikipedia article:

68 is the most well-proportioned number

I’m still on a mission to figure out what that exactly means, but what it makes me think of are well-proportioned women. Sorry, but it does.

Speaking of which …

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How does she look like that without all that makeup? What a sweet looking lady.

E is for Eurotophobia

Monday, April 12th, 2010 by Price

Eurotophobia is defined as:

Fear of female genitalia

Yet another fear I do not suffer in the slightest from! This could be my most anti-fear of all. But I digress.

If you suffer from Eurotophobia, then you probably will be frightened by many horror movies, as they feature some very hot women. Maxim even has a list of the 10 hottest women in horror, and UGO has the Top 50 Hotties of Horror.

Elvira

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If you don’t remember spending numerous weekend nights watching USA and dreaming of a world where Elvira knew who you were and loved you, then you’re either a) a non-lesbian female or b) retarded.

Vampirella

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Probably the bustiest comic book heroine this side of Lady Death. I can’t tell you how many comic book conventions I’ve been to in my life (seven) where there was a “model” dressed up as Vampirella, having throngs of geeks gravitate towards her (me and my friends) as she stalked the convention room (motel) grounds.

Pam Voorhees

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The ultimate in horror movie hotness.

Check out horrorhottieshttp://www.thebesthorrormovies.com/hottie_archives.html (which is nothing other than a collection of every famous hot actress in horror films the last 10 years), TerrorHotties, and Scream Queen if you need to do some more research for yourself.

44 Days Until Halloween (Part Deux) – Happy Birthday Elvira!

Thursday, September 17th, 2009 by Price

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44, or the breast size (DD) of everyone’s favorite horror vixen, Elvira. Yeah!

I’m fairly certain that 90 percent of the people who read this blog have at some point in their lives fantasized about Elvira, or at least have fond weekend late night memories of her and her famous cleavage.

It’s also her birthday today. Happy Birthday Elvira! The sassy lassie with the classy chassis.