Dying sucks, but at least some people are doing something about it. When you finally kick the bucket, a company called Vinyly will (with a practice that sounds soooo illegal) press your worthless burnt droppings into a 24 minute record of your choosing.  I gotta go with (When I die) I’ll Cast a Shadow.

Press your ashes into vinyl for £2000, FLAC download free with purchase [via Engadget]

On this day in 1956, Bela Lugosi passed away. I don’t really need to say anything beyond what you already know about his influence on the horror film, and his forever association with Dracula and black and white.

Watch White Zombie in his honor if you can.

Wayyyyy behind I know, but like any metal fan worth his salt, I have to post at least a tiny blurb about the passing of the late great Ronnie James Dio. Regardless of whether or not you cared for his music, he was an icon and champion of heavy metal music, and deserves all the praise and glory he has received. You shall be missed good sir.

Read this AWESOME tribute to Dio on cracked.com. Not lampooned at all believe it or not.

(Animated gif courtesy of Vincent’s coworker Beaux)

I won’t lie, I enjoy the Final Destination series. After heeding the advice of everyone on Earth I finally caught Final Destination 3 last year and holy shit, thems was good eats. That doesn’t make sense, but I really did enjoyed the film and I’ve since gone back to the previous two and I’ve now decided that they have their place. They’re stupid and hilarious, like Yahoo Serious.

In honor of the Final Destination series, the upcoming The Final Destination, and because I’m hungover and linking to other blogs is much easier than writing original content, here’s a link to the 8 most gruesome Final Destination deaths. Enjoy.

The 8 Most Gruesome Final Destination Deaths [via SciFi Wire]

Spotted on the cover of this week’s New Yorker magazine- Death and seven stock traders bleeding from their eyes. That is all.

Wow, suddenly life feels normal.  That is all.