Not QUITE as much shit as I’ve gotten in Christmas’ past, as I have asked the mother to tone it down just a bit (it’s just a pain in the ass to haul a bunch of stuff from North Carolina back up to Brooklyn), but I still got some really awesome things that I am very proud of.

Zombie Socks

Mom got me theses awesome zombie socks, which apparently were labeled as “dancing zombie socks”, which means there’s always a party going on with my feet. Don’t tell Rex Ryan that though.

Buy these gems here.

RIP M.D.

My brother picked up this awesome-looking graphic novel, RIP M.D., a fun-looking adventure that should be a great read. I’ll review later.

Heavy Metal Activity Book & Hellbent for Cooking

Two more gifts from my brother are fun and also super functional. The Heavy Metal Fun Time Activity Book is great for dinner parties parties, or to kill time on an airplane, or to help yourself come down after a night of hard partying. Hellbent for Cooking is great for dinner parties, or to help yourself come down after a night of hard partying.

Dexter Blood Soap

We really love Dexter here at the Devil’s Demons, even if Michael C Hall is the dick he apparently is by sleeping with everyone he stars with. Anyways, my better (less evil) half found some killer soap on Etsy, just what I need to help start the day!

How to Survive a Horror Movie

My dear friends gave me this book, which is the perfect toilet book for a horror fan. Also, it’s been a long-standing dream of mine (or nightmare?) to be in a horror movie, so this should come in handy.

There were plenty of other little nicks and knacks, but they’re for another day.

I’ve been behind recently. Which is why I’m just now getting around to writing about the gifts I got for xmas. I got the requisite clothes from mom, lots of great/terrible candy, books, and of course, toys.

Some of the stuff I got is relevant here. Actually, one piece in particular is ridiculously relevant, and for that, my mom is the most awesome mom on earth (or in hell).

So here goes …

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Merry Christmas! I thought I was over Christmas (post to come expanding on this). For now, this thread on Geekdo features some innovative baking/miniature scene creation skills when some people decided to create a zombie attack gingerbread house.

Click through to see more pics.

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Well well well. Someone was good to me these holidays, providing me with a wide array of evil gifts.

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Wish I could go this this. I want to sit on zombie santa’s lap :-(