This could quite possibly be the greatest Halloween/90′s Internet/Beef Jerky/Text-to-Speech mash-up ever created. Stop what you are doing right now and visit JerkyWorks.com, and click on Dracula in the upper right corner. He will tell you to buy beef jerky. He is very convincing.
I have no idea how I stumbled upon this page, but my head is still spinning over the glut of animated gifs, 90′s web “design”, and of course the Stephen Hawking-voiced animated characters. Sans-Halloween, this site is still a goldmine.
Check out what the little devil has to say about Frankenstein’s favorite flavor, Chernobyl.