The Horror! No Signal!
Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009 by VincentYou know why so many horror movies take place in the 70′s? Because
a) The 70′s were awesome
q) Some of them were filmed in the 70′s and the director didn’t have a time machine and
4) There were no cell phones.
Cell phones are stupid and ruin everything, especially horror movies. You’re never more than 3 clicks away from registering your current location on FourSquare.
So what do you do when you need to screw your helpless cast and your horror movie takes place in the current day? No signal.