Apologies for the abrupt first Italy posting, but I was a) squeezing in the internets while the woman wasn’t paying attention, and b) was so excited about vampire lizard fast food icons that I just needed to get that one out of my system.

So as you know by now from Vincent’s reflections on Japan, we here at the Devil’s Demons are world travelers supreme. This is just how we roll.

While Vincent opted for the land of raw fish and Japornimation, I chose a country that has a history rife with murder, bloodshed, religious war, and statues. I chose Italy, quite possibly the most brutal country in history.

My trip looked like so:

Day 1 – 3 Rome
Day 4 – 6 Florence
Day 7 – Naples
Day 8 – Naples/Pompeii
Day 9 – Naples
Day 10 – Rome

On our first night, we unintentionally (I love how I always do that) stumbled into an Australian bar that had a dungeon/vampire theme to it, and found a restaurant called Lucifero. I obviously couldn’t resist.

The bar itself felt like a dungeon, dark and depressing. I was home. Here’s some of the interior:

More after the jump …

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Two American girls are on a road trip through Europe. In Germany they end up with a broken car in the woods. They search for help and find an isolated villa. The next day they awake to find themselves trapped in a terrifying make shift basement hospital along with a Japanese man. A German man identifies himself as a retired surgeon specialized in separating Siamese twins.However his three “patients” are not about to be separated, but joined together in an horrific operation. He plans to be the first person to connect people via their gastric system, in doing so bringing to life his sick lifetime fantasy “the human centipede”.

Eh.  Oh my.

Really, the girl at the very end has it the worst. And a centipede has more than 12 arms. Dipshit.

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