Another sure sign that Halloween is just around the corner. Raleigh-based brewery Big Boss‘ Harvest Time pumpkin ale is BACK to be served again.

I love how all good things come back around at Halloween. My love of Harvest Time has been well-documented. Boner-inducing is the best way for me to describe this wonderful ale. It’s literally the best pumpkin ale I have ever tasted. I EVEN HAVE THE FUCKING SHIRT.

And look how cute the little logo is!!! It’s the only one I could steal from their site. It’s wicked-evil looking though. It’s the perfect logo ever. More perfect than Coke or Pepsi could ever dream of. They should both hire whoever made this logo.

If you’re ever around Raleigh, please stop by the tap room and pick up a growler. Or 7.

This beer is so good, this is what it does to me:

I’m sure it’s been back for quite some time now, but it’s the first time I’ve noticed it.

THAT JUST MEANS THAT HALLOWEEN IS SO MUCH CLOSER THAN I HAD EXPECTED.

I am super excited for the dots, especially the ghost dots.

These ghost dots have been part of legend ever since X-Entertainment reviewed them way back in 2007.

I also reviewed them last year. They were a hit at parties, and I don’t foresee them disappointing this year either. Look at them in all their glory:

YES. I shall consume thee, ghost dots. But I will probably just throw your bastard cousin candy corn dots drunkenly at my friends.

But wait, that’s not all …

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This little vintage newspaper ad for an all-night horror movie run at a drive-in makes me wish I still lived in the boonies (somewhat).

Of course, like most of the old drive-ins, this particular one in Altoona does not exist anymore.

I remember going to see these sorts of marathons, high schooler sneaking booze in our socks. Those were the days.

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Oh yes. It’s that time of year again. Summer convention season.

Monster Mania’s semi-annual convention is on the horizon. John Carpenter is the guest of honor. There’s a Pet Cemetery reunion. You want to watch out for that road.

Vincent and I attended this convention back in 2005, right after moving to NYC. Needless to say, we had an amazing time. We road in a bus for two hours and sneakily drank Coors Light at 7 in the morning.

We walked around buying stupid shit.

I met Adrienne Barbeau and got a picture taken with her. Hot.

We got drunk at a Bahama Breeze and TGIFridays down the road at a mall.

We laughed. We cried.

It’s good convention fun. I think we’re going to go this year.

As you can see from her post, Metalcakes (real name withheld for security reasons) brought the brutal along with the sweetness to NYC for a visit to CupcakeCamp, where she helped judge cupcakes. Brutal.

I was lucky enough to meet up and share some beers at probably my favorite bar (for obvious reasons), Duff’s in Williamsburg. We talked about the posters of awful horror movies in the bar, metal, and Martha Stewart. If you read my Martha Stewart Halloween post, you know how brutal she is.

I was quite happy/honored when Metalcakes presented me with some official merch! Bunches of stickers and a pin! Yay! Here’s one of the stickers, which I must say, is supremely brutal:

Put THAT on your fuckin’ fridge I say for inspiration.

Months ago, I met Metalcakes on her home turf in Chicago, so I was glad to share a moment with her in our hometown. Here’s to those who enjoy all things metal and delicious getting together to make the world a better place.

OK. This is just fucking stupid. Dipsophobia is:

An abnormal and persistent fear of drinking alcohol.

This is by far the most ridiculous and stupid fear I have ever heard. If you suffer from Dipsophobia, or as I like to call “You are a huge fucking pussy”, then you most likely need to die. Or just disappear from the earth.

Now, if you choose to abstain from alcohol for a good reason, that’s fine. But to just be scared of it? Without a reason? Well you’re just a fucking moron.

People Who Do Not Suffer From Dipsophobia, or “Iamapieceofshitophobia”

Amy Winehouse

Poster child for anti-Dipsophobia groups.

Charles Barkley

If there’s one person who I would love to hang out with and discuss how much we hate people with Dipsophobia, it would probably be Charles Barkely. I have heard tales of his drinking prowess. I would love to experience them in person.

Keith Moon

Duh.

If you are interested in more info on people who hate dipsophobics, check out Top Drunks Cards. Also, for a discussion on horror movie drinking games, check out this forum page on Bloody Disgusting.

OK. So a friend of mine (thanks Novelli) sent me this link last week, and I’m fairly upset that I have yet to discover this before.

Here at the DevilsDemons, we like several things. Some of which include:

• Booze
• Gore
• Boobs

Hence, you can feel my dismay upon just now discovering Zombie Pinups …

The site started with a set of pinups (hence the name) of several classic characters, such as the Queens of Hearts and the Schoolgirl. Now it’s a collection of photos from various zombie “beauty competitions”, which is quite amusing simply for the fact that such gathering take place and get enough support to keep happening.

This site is for you if you already have some disturbing zombie/horror porn fetish and need to take a step back for a while.

It’s in transit to NYC at the moment, but once I can get some pictures and play with the stuff a bit, I’ll provide some commentary. Other soon to come posts:

* I bought my Dad Midnight Meat Train for xmas and we watched. It was good.
* I drank Rogue Double Dead Guy ale. It is awesome.
* I found Halloween shit on clearance at the local grocery store.

Hey peoples. So there was a lot of stuff going on over Halloween, mainly involving us partying our faces off to a new degree of evilness, and we’re in pretty rough shape. Give us a few days to recover and as long as we don’t killourselves due to the depression onsetting from no more Halloween, then we’ll get back in the posting groove very shortly.