So, I’m really reaching for a post idea today. Our official Halloween countdown still has not begun in earnest, but while searching around the internet for anything interesting about the number 68, I came across the following factoid from this Wikipedia article:

68 is the most well-proportioned number

I’m still on a mission to figure out what that exactly means, but what it makes me think of are well-proportioned women. Sorry, but it does.

Speaking of which …

How does she look like that without all that makeup? What a sweet looking lady.

Happy Friday. Go see Piranha 3D this weekend to see people who look like this.

I went and saw Vampire Lovers last Thursday night at the Brooklyn Academy of Music. It was awesome.

Long story short, if you like campy vampire movies and boobs, then this movie is totally for you. It was definitely totally for me.

The movie stars Ingrid Pitt as the movie’s primary villain, a lonely vampire who seduces women into bed, then sucks them dry. There’s more to the story than that, but that’s all you really need to know.

It’s the typical start with a story, some other stuff happens, and then it ends back with the person who was telling the story in the beginning letting the rest of the characters in on the secret, coming full circle.

Hammer Films at their best. Lots of unintentional laughs yet classic horror storylines. Would see again.

Eurotophobia is defined as:

Fear of female genitalia

Yet another fear I do not suffer in the slightest from! This could be my most anti-fear of all. But I digress.

If you suffer from Eurotophobia, then you probably will be frightened by many horror movies, as they feature some very hot women. Maxim even has a list of the 10 hottest women in horror, and UGO has the Top 50 Hotties of Horror.

Elvira

If you don’t remember spending numerous weekend nights watching USA and dreaming of a world where Elvira knew who you were and loved you, then you’re either a) a non-lesbian female or b) retarded.

Vampirella

Probably the bustiest comic book heroine this side of Lady Death. I can’t tell you how many comic book conventions I’ve been to in my life (seven) where there was a “model” dressed up as Vampirella, having throngs of geeks gravitate towards her (me and my friends) as she stalked the convention room (motel) grounds.

Pam Voorhees

The ultimate in horror movie hotness.

Check out horrorhotties, http://www.thebesthorrormovies.com/hottie_archives.html (which is nothing other than a collection of every famous hot actress in horror films the last 10 years), TerrorHotties, and Scream Queen if you need to do some more research for yourself.

OK. So a friend of mine (thanks Novelli) sent me this link last week, and I’m fairly upset that I have yet to discover this before.

Here at the DevilsDemons, we like several things. Some of which include:

• Booze
• Gore
• Boobs

Hence, you can feel my dismay upon just now discovering Zombie Pinups …

The site started with a set of pinups (hence the name) of several classic characters, such as the Queens of Hearts and the Schoolgirl. Now it’s a collection of photos from various zombie “beauty competitions”, which is quite amusing simply for the fact that such gathering take place and get enough support to keep happening.

This site is for you if you already have some disturbing zombie/horror porn fetish and need to take a step back for a while.

Ok, so on top of Let The Right One In, Grace (looks amazing), and a thousand other horror movies I missed last year or need to see soon, I definitely need to see Red Mist. It looks REALLY stupid, has an original plot, and stars the distractingly good looking older sister from The Uninvited.  I’m in!