This is fucking badass. And brutal.
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Damn I want this. On one hand I’m not 14 and I have a respectable image to maintain, and part of that image is having matching, earth-toned bathroom materials. On the other hand this is a shower curtain with bloody handprints on it.
Other hand wins!
Inspired by Dexter, designed by Spring Design and Art, this is a set of dinnerwear I think we can all agree is exactly what’s missing from our classy homes. Just imagine when your friends come over for a steak appetizer, steak dinner, and steak cake desert and you serve them with THESE MOTHAFUCKAS.
At $60-$135 a pop for each plate, if you can afford this shit then you CAN’T afford not to have this shit. Right?
After you’ve checked out the plates, there are other Dexter-inspired products as well.
It’s April, there’s almost 0 evil shit happening in my office right now. So here’s a video of some guy who wrote some book about satanism, “the occult” and how Catholics are crazy and devil worshippers. I know, that was a great summary, but it’s an amusing view and that’s all you need to know.
(Trust me there is video, it just takes about a minute and a half to get going.)
I know you’ve seen dozens of these before, we all have, but I’ve never seen one like this. I have no idea if it’s real (I’m guessing no), but it’s definitely worth viewing.
I promise. The last week was slow; Price and I have been in a post-Halloween slump, but we’ll pick back up this week and begin being amusing again. Topics may include: Vikings, death metal, spontaneous bleeding, Satan, vikings, and/or athletic wear.
More to come later, but I had to share. That was the most ridiculous live show I have ever witnessed. I must apologize to GWAR for not giving them more credit in an earlier post. Holy fake bodily fluids.
These guys totally fucking own.
The metal itself is pure evil, and their songs contain some of the most horrifying and brutal breakdowns in the history of metal. In fact, it is not a stretch to say that Vlad the Impaler would have their debut full-length CD, the Cleansing playing at his funeral (if Suicide Silence had been around way back when).
However, these guys are winning bonus points today for their logo and merchandise, which feature some fantastic horror/Halloween imagery.