Vincent and I absolutely love Adult Swim’s black metal inspired cartoon, Metalocalypse. So much in fact that I am sure at some point we will produce a booze-induced diatribe on why it is the greatest cartoon ever created. That shit rules. However, for now we focus on Toys.

Over on the Deciblog, there is a post about a line of Dethklok toys that has been produced by NJ toy company Shocker Toys. I think this is a swell idea. Apparently they also have a line of GWAR toys available, which is nifty considering I will be seeing GWAR play tonight at Irving Plaza in NYC.

Buy your Dethklok and GWAR toys here.

[Via Deciblog]

Darken up that metal merch collection of yours and head over to Century Media during the month of October to get deals on all black metal items in their catalog.

https://www.cmdistro.com/splash/BMM_splash/index.html

Price and I love us some black metal. But I find it hilarious that the genre, as well as its sense of style, was invented by a gang of drunk adolescents well over 20 years ago. Astonishingly, said style still inspires “adults” to dress up like melting fudge pops, grimace like an idiot, and take pictures of themselves. There’s nothing more ridiculous.  Wait, there’s one thing more ridiculous. Putting that picture on the internet.  So go be an idiot and amuse everyone else.  Please.

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