Welcome to Hammer Horror Sunday, a most-likely once-off post where I rant about a movie I saw on Sunday that was good enough to make my lazy ass write an article. Today it’s Hammer Horror’s 1971 flick, Twins of Evil.

Boobs ahead…
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62.  For these 62 photos of a Halloween party from last year we definitely should have been invited to. Thanks Hef for ruining every other Halloween party we will ever go to.

So I saw Predators the other night. I was really excited about seeing Predators, because I really loved the original movies. First predator-only movie since those shitty AVP movies. I was pumped.

And so I went.

And I was highly disappointed.

Here’s my quick bullet-point review. If you want something more in-depth, check out The Horror Chick’s review on The Awl.

• The kill scenes were nice, but too few in number.
• Adrien Brody has a terrible “badass” voice, and just sucked as a macho man. And his name has a stupid spelling to boot.
• Lawrence Fishburne was funny. He’s probably that crazy in real life.
• The attempt at comedy in certain scenes, like the “I’m gonna rape so many bitches” was pretty lame and didn’t garner laughs from me.
• The small predators are a bunch of pussies.
• The story was stupid. Did the predators buy these people from earth? WTF?
• No boobs. THERE ARE ALWAYS BOOBS IN PREDATOR MOVIES.