The Japanese are at it again!

I don’t believe I have ever expressed my love of beef jerky here before on the site, but if there’s anything I love as much as horror/evil/blood, it’s beef jerky! So you can imagine the squeal of joy that I unleashed when I happened across this post on pinktentacle.

I’d prefer to get my meat from a nicer looking zombie, but whatever. They’ll improve the formula I am sure.

This could quite possibly be the greatest Halloween/90′s Internet/Beef Jerky/Text-to-Speech mash-up ever created. Stop what you are doing right now and visit JerkyWorks.com, and click on Dracula in the upper right corner. He will tell you to buy beef jerky. He is very convincing.

I have no idea how I stumbled upon this page, but my head is still spinning over the glut of animated gifs, 90′s web “design”, and of course the Stephen Hawking-voiced animated characters. Sans-Halloween, this site is still a goldmine.

Check out what the little devil has to say about Frankenstein’s favorite flavor, Chernobyl.