I have absolutely no idea what message this ad is trying to get across. Several options include:

• Ghosts will haunt you if you don’t complete your degree in less than 24 months
• The ghost actually wants to go to school
• It’s an ad for a school which caters to the ghost population
• The designer was on crack

This could quite possibly be the greatest Halloween/90′s Internet/Beef Jerky/Text-to-Speech mash-up ever created. Stop what you are doing right now and visit JerkyWorks.com, and click on Dracula in the upper right corner. He will tell you to buy beef jerky. He is very convincing.

I have no idea how I stumbled upon this page, but my head is still spinning over the glut of animated gifs, 90′s web “design”, and of course the Stephen Hawking-voiced animated characters. Sans-Halloween, this site is still a goldmine.

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