59. 5 + 9 = 14. February 14th is Valentine’s Day. My Bloody Valentine was a GREAT horror movie, even if it was essentially ruined by a shitty remake.

Another sure sign that Halloween is just around the corner. Raleigh-based brewery Big Boss‘ Harvest Time pumpkin ale is BACK to be served again.

I love how all good things come back around at Halloween. My love of Harvest Time has been well-documented. Boner-inducing is the best way for me to describe this wonderful ale. It’s literally the best pumpkin ale I have ever tasted. I EVEN HAVE THE FUCKING SHIRT.

And look how cute the little logo is!!! It’s the only one I could steal from their site. It’s wicked-evil looking though. It’s the perfect logo ever. More perfect than Coke or Pepsi could ever dream of. They should both hire whoever made this logo.

If you’re ever around Raleigh, please stop by the tap room and pick up a growler. Or 7.

This beer is so good, this is what it does to me:

This is good. We’re now officially two months away, as today is the first day of September, and we just have to get through this and next month and then all is right with the world.

60. For the movie Gone in 60 Seconds (I’m not telling you whether I liked this one or not), which features actor Timothy Olyphant. Who was in one of my favorite movies of last year, the remake of the George Romero flick The Crazies.

What’s funny about the crazies is that I wrote a quick blurb about it back in April of 2009. Vincent also wrote a quick blurb in January, yet apparently it was the first time he had heard of the movie, which greatly offends me, since this means he obviously doesn’t read my blog posts.

Vincent, if you’re reading this, I’m watching you …

THAT JUST MEANS THAT HALLOWEEN IS SO MUCH CLOSER THAN I HAD EXPECTED.

I am super excited for the dots, especially the ghost dots.

These ghost dots have been part of legend ever since X-Entertainment reviewed them way back in 2007.

I also reviewed them last year. They were a hit at parties, and I don’t foresee them disappointing this year either. Look at them in all their glory:

YES. I shall consume thee, ghost dots. But I will probably just throw your bastard cousin candy corn dots drunkenly at my friends.

But wait, that’s not all …

OK so candy is one thing. You know what gets me excited almost as much as candy? Well, magazines intended for housewives and craftspersons that are now spiced up for Halloween!

This is the one time of the year you’ll catch me within 100 yards of a Betters Homes and Garden magazine, or similar.

TWO HUNDRED AND THIRTEEN FRIGHTFULLY FUN IDEAS. I CAN’T EVEN COMPREHEND A NUMBER THAT LARGE OR UNDERSTAND FOR THE LIFE OF ME WHY THEY CHOSE THAT NUMBER.

Is it because they had 200, but that’s not a frightening number, so they pegged on an additional 13 to make it spooky? We may never know.

Inside, there’s all kinds of funness to be had. Take for instance, these little guys:

Spook your friends out by cutting these out and putting them around your house!!!

OK, probably not the coolest thing in the world. So how about some creepy crawly cupcakes:

Delicious and sugar rush inducing? Yes. Do you have the time or wherewithal to make these? Most likely not (unless you’re a good cook).

However, there’s something for everyone in this mag. In fact, they cater directly to our needs as seen here:

I really like those napkins.

61.  61 = 6_1 = VI_I = VII = 7.  That is some shitty logic I know, but it allows us to talk about Friday the 13th part VII, The New Blood.

Well, actually, it allows me to say that for some reason Vincent really likes this particular Jason film. I’d consider among the worst in the series, although it’s pretty amusing getting to see Jason’s “face”:

This birthday card is probably my favorite:

That sounds exactly like something I would send to someone. “Congratulations. You’re still alive”. Pretty brilliant if you ask me.

Press your ashes into vinyl for £2000, FLAC download free with purchase [via Engadget]

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New Let The Right One In Poster Chills Your Blood [via io9]

62.  For these 62 photos of a Halloween party from last year we definitely should have been invited to. Thanks Hef for ruining every other Halloween party we will ever go to.

63.  For Alan Thicke, Canada’s greatest export, who is 63 years old, and for his magical show Growing Pains. Way back before Kirck Cameron was insane, Growing Pains was a fun way to spend an evening (if you were 6 years old). I vividly remember a Halloween episode in which Mike had a dream that his entire family had turned to zombies. Seriously I didn’t sleep for days. I was horrified. I can’t find it online (help me out), but I did find this: