This is so true.

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2962740383

I love Cradle of Filth, despite the fact that I’m a full-grown adult with a job. I can’t help myself. Over at Bloody Good Horror they’ve got a great guest post featuring the man’s top 10 horror films. Dig it.

Dani Filth’s Top Ten Horror Movies

Yep.  Christopher Lee, one of the greatest (or at least most prolific) horror actors of all time is doing a heavy metal concept album.  I say “heavy metal” in the loosest sense of the word, because I wouldn’t play this shit anywhere near a respectable metal jukebox lest it become infected. But sure, why not?

It can’t possibly be any dumber than the massive shit Dee Snyder tossed out (and I say that with the utmost respect for Twisted Sister) when he made this Van Helsing-themed concept album

Interesting note - The myspace page for Lee’s project has this dubious tidbit of information

“Sir Christopher is the highest grossing actor of all time”

I’m going to do some fact checking on that nonsense.

http://www.myspace.com/charlemagnemusical

So the folks over at Bloody Disgusting have decided to start a metal blog. Boner. One of the first entries is for the exclusive premier of 3 Inches of Blood’s new video, Battles and Brotherhood. Bloody Disgusting will actually be sponsoring 3 Inches of Blood’s upcoming tour (with one of my favorite bands, Saviours on support). Check out the video here. [Via MetalSucks]

Do you like Black Metal?  Me too.  CM Distro is having a black metal sale on albums and merchandise; you can get shirts like this wonderful piece for only $6.

CMDistro Black Metal Sale

6 days! 6 for the number of strings on a guitar. And guitars produce heavy metal.

Tonight we are going to celebrate heavy metal by attending a Satyricon concert in NYC. We’ll report back with details.

Only 9 more days until Halloween! Teehee! For today’s entry we’ll go with the 9 Satanic Statements, from Anton LaVey’s famous work, The Satanic Bible.

Actual Cover

Hold onto your dicks, we’ve got a lot of exclaimation points ahead of us:

1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence!
2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams!
3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!
4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!
5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!
6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!
7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all!
8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!
9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!

When I was 14 that shit was awesome.

So celebrate October 22nd by checking out his grandson, Stanton’s, myspace page.  I read an interview with him in a magazine (Spin? Rollingstone?) last year and it was pretty hilarious. He seems like a fun guy, and he’s just like us, only bald, famous and expected to act like a lunatic. I’m truly envious.

15, or a song on the Marilyn Manson album The High End of Low, which features one of Vincent and I’s favorite songs, We’re From America.

Marilyn Manson is still the prominent horror-metal figure around, so even though he’s become one of the biggest fuckups around, he still rules. We got to see a drunken performance by him back in August, and he still has presence. Even if he’s a complete ass.

Enjoy:

16, or the number of fluid ounces in a pint of good ‘ole beer. Which reminds me of one of our favorite bands,  Korpiklaani, and their epic song/video for BEER BEER!

P.S., also good is VODKA VODKA … DRINKING’S GOOD FOR YOU!!!