2. For Maniac Cop 2. Which has an terribly horrible theme song, “Maniac Cop Rap”.

[Found via this About.com list of the 10 worst horror movie songs ever]

3. For 3 dimensions. For 3D. For Friday the 13th Part 3, which was in 3D, and was fucking hysterical.

The eye scene was probably my favorite:

4. For 2004. The year that Shaun of the Dead came out, one of our favorite movies ever.

Massive Doucheface and all around cool guy/shit director/formerly decent director Eli Roth has revealed his top 5 horror movies. No surprises here: They’re all ironic and/or terrible (Creepshow being the geniune exception).

We need more Ti West (a lot more), and less of this guy.

Eli Roth’s Top 5 Horror Films [via Yahoo! news]

5. For IGN’s top 5 horror movies of all-time.

14. For Culture Brat’s Top 14 Vampire movies. Which is an interesting list, although one I don’t agree with whatsoever (other than the inclusion of Lost Boys, Fright Night, and Salem’s Lot).

Maybe it’s because I’m a child of the early 80′s that this list doesn’t necessarily jive with me. I also just think there are much better “Vampire” movies than Buffy or Blade, two I really wouldn’t count along with the others.

17. Which is that age in the US when people can start watching R-Rated movies. Which basically means any good horror movie. I rejoiced turning 17 for this reason.

18. As in, “I’m 18″. As in the song that’s featured on the soundtrack for the shitty ass “horror” movie The Faculty.

You may recall, that the version in the Faculty was performed by one of our FAVORITE artistes, Creed. You may or may not know that it was originally an Alice Cooper song, before Creed butchered the shit out of it.

19. For the short horror movie “Number 19“. I am trying to dig up more information on it, but it’s pretty difficult. Apparently it won some awards in film festivals back when.

24. 2 to the 4th power is 16. 16 in general is known as the age in the United States (probably a lot of other countries, but they don’t matter as much) when kids can legally start driving cars.

One of my favorite horror movies is about cars. It’s Maximum Overdrive, and it’s about cars who kill people (basically).

It’s based on a book by Stephen King, but the movie trumps, since it’s starring Emilio Estevez, sometimes known as Charlie Sheen Jr.