Dying sucks, but at least some people are doing something about it. When you finally kick the bucket, a company called Vinyly will (with a practice that sounds soooo illegal) press your worthless burnt droppings into a 24 minute record of your choosing.  I gotta go with (When I die) I’ll Cast a Shadow.

Press your ashes into vinyl for £2000, FLAC download free with purchase [via Engadget]

Clever title, I know.

Fangs for the Mammaries [via buzzfeed]

Well, my life is now complete. I have my favorite food stuff combined with one of my favorite monsters. I pretty much will never need to leave the house again, now that Zombie Jerky is going to be a real thing.

From the makers of the Blood energy drink (apparently a True Blood-ish concoction) comes Zombie Jerky, a green-tinted beef jerky.

My gut reaction is that this will be gross, but I have faith in my ability to stomach this. We’ll see once it’s released, as I’ll be the first one (at least on my block) to get it.

[Via Kotaku]

For All Your Human Centipede Needs [via rue-morgue]

WANT. Except I don’t have an Iphone. I’m an Android kind of guy. You can see a demo here.

[Via MetalSucks]

I wouldn’t be caught dead in this (such a good one, right???), but still. Lolz from Fearwerx.

I stumbled across this fantastic horror web comic, Split Lip.

Written by Sam Costello, drawn by a large roster of artists, Split Lip is a nearly-weekly comic, broken up into several different stories which range from bank robbers getting their just desserts to his latest story, which involves more of an internal horror, where the lines between what’s real and what’s in your head is a theme.

I’m going to spend some more time going through the rest of these comics soon (work only allows me so much free browse time during the day), but I recommend spending some time reading these. It’ll be better than a lot of the other comic garbage out there now on the internet, I promise you that.

Buy some stuff from their store. It’ll be good for you.

The Japanese are at it again!

I don’t believe I have ever expressed my love of beef jerky here before on the site, but if there’s anything I love as much as horror/evil/blood, it’s beef jerky! So you can imagine the squeal of joy that I unleashed when I happened across this post on pinktentacle.

I’d prefer to get my meat from a nicer looking zombie, but whatever. They’ll improve the formula I am sure.

So it’s taken me almost a year to write about Zombie Jesus, a publication via Champions of Hell.

Champions of Hell is comprised of the writer/artist team of Ira Hunter and Robin Thompson, and they have created a set of characters which includes the aforementioned Zombie Jesus.

At last year’s Fangoria convention, we stumbled upon Champions of Hell’s table and I was immediately drawn in by the bright and violent red covers of the Zombie Jesus comics. I bought all 5 issues available to me at the time.

Who is Zombie Jesus? I think you can figure it out. The books are half story, and half pin-ups, some of which are beyond brutal and sacrilegious, which makes me smile largely.

Zombie Jesus is here to fuck you up basically. The comics provides an interesting twist on the whole Easter thing. I mean, he was murdered. If you were murdered, and were resurrected, what would you do? Revenge of course!

I ran across these awesome hybrids of Star Wars and “classic” (MGM style?) monster figures while reading up on Toy Fair. Apparently they’re bobbleheads and will be released later this year. I appreciate their stupid faces, just because I love anything evocative of the classic MGM monster movies.

Since Star Wars’ legacy now seems to be relegated to toys and not movies, so they might as well be cool toys.

The Coolest, worst and weirdest new Star Wars toys [via SciFi Wire]