So I saw Predators the other night. I was really excited about seeing Predators, because I really loved the original movies. First predator-only movie since those shitty AVP movies. I was pumped.
And so I went.
And I was highly disappointed.
Here’s my quick bullet-point review. If you want something more in-depth, check out The Horror Chick’s review on The Awl.
- The kill scenes were nice, but too few in number.
- Adrien Brody has a terrible “badass” voice, and just sucked as a macho man. And his name has a stupid spelling to boot.
- Lawrence Fishburne was funny. He’s probably that crazy in real life.
- The attempt at comedy in certain scenes, like the “I’m gonna rape so many bitches” was pretty lame and didn’t garner laughs from me.
- The small predators are a bunch of pussies.
- The story was stupid. Did the predators buy these people from earth? WTF?
- No boobs. THERE ARE ALWAYS BOOBS IN PREDATOR MOVIES.