OK. This is just fucking stupid. Dipsophobia is:

An abnormal and persistent fear of drinking alcohol.

This is by far the most ridiculous and stupid fear I have ever heard. If you suffer from Dipsophobia, or as I like to call “You are a huge fucking pussy”, then you most likely need to die. Or just disappear from the earth.

Now, if you choose to abstain from alcohol for a good reason, that’s fine. But to just be scared of it? Without a reason? Well you’re just a fucking moron.

People Who Do Not Suffer From Dipsophobia, or “Iamapieceofshitophobia”

Amy Winehouse

Poster child for anti-Dipsophobia groups.

Charles Barkley

If there’s one person who I would love to hang out with and discuss how much we hate people with Dipsophobia, it would probably be Charles Barkely. I have heard tales of his drinking prowess. I would love to experience them in person.

Keith Moon

Duh.

If you are interested in more info on people who hate dipsophobics, check out Top Drunks Cards. Also, for a discussion on horror movie drinking games, check out this forum page on Bloody Disgusting.

Coulrophobia is defined as:

“A morbid fear of clowns.”

Well, holy fucking shit. You would be FUCKED if you suffered from this fear and you attempted to watch some of horror’s greatest films.

Killer Klowns from Outer Space

Even without the fear of clowns, Killer Klowns from Outer Space is absolutely creepy. One of my favorite campy/cheesy horror movies of all time.

It

Tim Curry’s portrayal of Pennywise the clown in Stephen King’s It has to be considered one of the best horror acting jobs ever done. I mean, he made such an impact that a band named themselves after him (actually they named themselves from the character in the book which came out 2 years earlier, but who reads books anymore?).

Cannibal Killer Clowns on Dope

Since I ran out of clown movies, I did a little searching, and found Cannibal Killer Clowns on Dope. I have no idea what it’s like, or if there are even any clowns in it at all, but I’m now fascinated and have a must-buy on my hands.

You will be missed.

You will be missed. The world has one less good Corey in it (not many left).

I think I’ll watch Lost Boys tonight.

Exactly what it says it be.

Evil Dead done in 60 seconds with CLAY – 2010 from Lee Hardcastle on Vimeo.

I’ve been behind recently. Which is why I’m just now getting around to writing about the gifts I got for xmas. I got the requisite clothes from mom, lots of great/terrible candy, books, and of course, toys.

Some of the stuff I got is relevant here. Actually, one piece in particular is ridiculously relevant, and for that, my mom is the most awesome mom on earth (or in hell).

So here goes …

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You know what are always good?  Horror movie remakes.  I can’t think of a single horror movie remake (barring The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, My Bloody Valentine, Friday the 13th, and Halloween) that has ever sucked.  Thank God there are 11 more on the chopping block.

Oh look, Suspiria is being remade.  Finally, right!?  I knew you were thinking that.  I hope it has more tits this time.

I’m not one of those people who thinks remaking a movie taints (snicker) the original or somehow destroys it, but so many of them are just unnecessary.  It’s not difficult to come up with an original concept for a horror movie, and since the whole point of horror is to scare, doesn’t it make more sense to try to provide something original?

Apologies to Dawn of the Dead, which I thought was fantastic.

What Works, What Sucks, and What’s Coming for 11 Horror Remakes [via SciFi Wire]