Price applies to the Church of Satan (Part 5)
October 15th, 2009 by Price
19.) Do you feel oppressed or persecuted in any way? If so, explain.
Christians don’t appreciate me sacrificing babies in the front lawn. I am also made fun of for my astute fashion sense.
Also, pretty much 99 percent of the population is jealous of me, so they always give me these looks that say “if I were powerful enough I would kill you” or “if you weren’t so beautiful you wouldn’t be in this position” or “why is your god so much better than mine”. People are pretty petty.
20.) Are you self-sufficient or are you most productive in a group?
I am both. I pretty much excel in any situation no matter what the circumstances. I will probably say a group setting is best for me, or rather, best for the rest of the world. Left unregulated, I would quickly become a tyrant, slowly building an empire and eventually taking control of the world.
Not like this would be a bad thing. In fact, I am fairly certain that putting me in charge would help things. I’d kill the weak, promote the strong. And destroy all known copies of Saved by Zero.
21.) Do you make friends easily if you so choose?
I can just as easily makes friends and I can repel them. Need me to turn the charm up? I will 10 new friends in the next 5 minutes. Want everyone to hate me? I’m your man too.
22.) What is more important to you, self-satisfaction or approval from others?
Both.
Editor’s Note: Originally published on December 24th, 2008. Yes, I was applying for the Church of Satan on Christmas Eve.