Price applies to the Church of Satan (Part 4)
October 13th, 2009 by Price
15.) Of which country other than the one in which you now reside would you prefer being a resident?
Transylvania of course, durrrrrrr. If not there, Norway. Not only because it’s the birthplace of Black Metal and the site of many a church burning over the years, but because I could get away with running around town wearing a cape at night and not be committed.
16.) In what type of dwelling do you live? Describe your ideal home.
I live in a house in Queens. It does the trick. My bathroom is pink and brown. We have a large upstairs with wood paneling walls and metallic blinds.
I would like to live in Danzig’s basement or perhaps a pueblo dwelling. Or a castle in Mordor. Or the Deathstar.
17.) Describe your political philosophy.
I believe that political policy should always support my way of life and my beliefs and keep the oppressed oppressed. They are in that position for a reason.
Some of my favorite philosophies are:
- Let the downtrodden suffer, they will never learn
- Tax me less
- Legalize blood rituals
- Make churches pay taxes
- Give out booze stamps instead of food stamps
- Right to bear arms
18.) What is your personal definition of magic?
Anything that requires a wand to do. Turning princes into frogs, shooting sparks, that kind of stuff.
I also like card tricks. You know, pick a card, and they tell you that card. That’s pretty amazing stuff.
My favorite Wizard is Mr. Wizard. He one time had a kid do a handstand and eat some bread to prove that digestion works no matter how you’re oriented. I thought that was neat. I wanted him to ask the kid to shit upside down as well, but he didn’t.
Editor’s Note: Originally published on December 23rd, 2008