Archive for September, 2009

Most Evil Camera Ever

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009 by Price

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Well, pretty much. A camera owned by Hitler, Martha Stewart might be more evil, but this thing comes pretty damn close I have to say.

This article on Zoombits led me to the work of Wayne Martin Belger and his Boy of Blue Industries, specifically the pictured Third Eye Camera.

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31 Days Until Halloween

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009 by Price


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31 bitches!!! FOR OCTOBER 31ST AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS.

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So that was easy. I do want to take a moment and recognize the fact that we are on October Eve, which means the greatest month of the year is going to begin in less than 24 hours.

We have costumes, parties, movies, candy, toys, all kinds of great things to look forward to this month. I think Halloween season causes a more general happiness and positive vibe than even the Christmas season does.

Seriously people. It’s about to be October. The weather is frightful and delightful, the days are getting shorter and the nights are getting longer. It’s the beginning of the end of the year. It’s so many good things that I am simply rambling and cannot contain myself.

October also contains the birthday of yours truly. You only have a few days to send me presents.

The Human Centipede… um.

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009 by Vincent

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Two American girls are on a road trip through Europe. In Germany they end up with a broken car in the woods. They search for help and find an isolated villa. The next day they awake to find themselves trapped in a terrifying make shift basement hospital along with a Japanese man. A German man identifies himself as a retired surgeon specialized in separating Siamese twins.However his three “patients” are not about to be separated, but joined together in an horrific operation. He plans to be the first person to connect people via their gastric system, in doing so bringing to life his sick lifetime fantasy “the human centipede”.

Eh.  Oh my.



Really, the girl at the very end has it the worst. And a centipede has more than 12 arms. Dipshit.

[via shocktilyoudrop]

The Art of Uno Morales

Tuesday, September 29th, 2009 by Price

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I stumbled upon Uno Morales’ work via Ectoplasmosis, and discovered a collection of disturbing yet beautifully moving images. Check out his live journal page for yourself, and I promise you will come across something you will like and/or associate with.

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[Via Ectoplasmosis]

32 Days Until Halloween

Tuesday, September 29th, 2009 by Price

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32 days until Halloween. 32 for 32-bit video game systems, which included the classic Sega Saturn console. Poor Sega never got over the Genesis hump, but the Saturn still featured some good games, including the horrorific port of the class arcade zombie/monster shooter House of the Dead.

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The Addams Family Makes for Good Ads

Tuesday, September 29th, 2009 by Price

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[Via Vintage Ads]

33 Days Until Halloween

Monday, September 28th, 2009 by Price

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33, for Meshuggah’s 2005 album Catch 33.

I’ve always been a fan of Meshuggah. Not a huge fan, but just a fan in the sense that I appreciate their uniqueness and musicianship, and most importantly to this blog, their evil ass sound. 8 string guitars? Check. Guttural spawn of Satan growls? Check. Sometimes annoying rhythms that are impossible to follow? Also check, but hey, you can’t be perfect.

Oh boy, another remake…

Monday, September 28th, 2009 by Vincent

I really cannot understand the purpose of this. I’m not one of those people who (moronically) thinks that creating a remake of a movie in someway destroys the copies of the original, but I don’t get why there is a remake of A Nightmare on Elm Street coming out. Couldn’t they just make another one? Are rebeginnings the new sequels? Oh yea, and it’s produced by Michael Bay, so you know it’ll be good. Or stupid.

I’m kidding, I get it. It’s easy money.

34 Days Until Halloween

Sunday, September 27th, 2009 by Price

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34 years ago everyone’s favorite gay black metaller Gaahl was brought into this world, to bring us fantastic death metal via Gorgoroth.

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The Monsters of Cereal Have a Blog

Sunday, September 27th, 2009 by Vincent

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Why not?

http://monsterscereal.blogspot.com/