I hate you. We ALL hate you (ok, one brainless woman with enormous fake tits who used to blow an 80 year old man to get on tv tolerated you for a few weeks), and it’s because you’re unbearable. However, I didn’t realize just HOW unbearable you were until I stumbled upon this gem of you in your late 80′s/early 90′s heyday doing what you do best – looking like a 16 year old who takes his fashion sense from an Alchemy Gothic poster while singing like Poison. So thank you; in this Summer lull from all things frightening and evil, I’m glad to have this.

The scariest thing I’ve see all year:

Ed note – Trying to find the worst picture of Criss Angel was like finding trying to find the worst picture of Carrot Top- once you start you know there’s bound to be an even wose one on the next page. It’s a deep rabbit hole.

Tags: abortion, criss angel, mystery, terrible, the game, unacceptable in the 80's

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