Archive for April, 2009
How badass is that tank? Can you imagine staring that thing down?
We paid a visit recently to the Imperial War Museum in London. Obviously, fake killing accounts for 60 percent of this blog’s existence, but in reality, killing is no good. A visit to an exhibit like this can be quite humbling, but even so, c’est la vie as they say, the worlds goes round etc., so you don’t feel absolutely horrible about what you are seeing.
I’m over here in the Land of the Sleeping Drunk. I’m visiting Price for a week. What have we accomplished? We’ve consumed bathtub-sized quantities of alcohol and watched others do the same. Read on for more exciting pictures.
This is absolutely hysterical. I can’t really elaborate upon it any more than Kitty has, so I’ll let you read her review for the details.
I will however point out that I think this is one of the most ridiculous concepts ever imagined, and makes no sense at all.
So last night while doing the evilest of evil things (laundry), I noticed some inch-long fuzzy thing out of the corner of my eye on the floor. Since I was in the laundry room, I naturally thought it was a discarded piece of lint.
Much to my surprise, it turned out to be a huge nasty spider. I don’t like spiders. Not necessarily because they scare me (I write about horror in this blog, I mean come on), but I just don’t like the creepy things. I know they crawl on me at night, which is a violation of my space, hence I don’t like them.
My apologies to any bug or spider lovers out there, but the score is now Price:1, Spiders:0. Much thanks to the water bottle that served me well as a club.
This however, creeped me the fuck out:
I’ve always enjoyed Rockett clothing. In fact, I own one of their shirts. I am a living testament to the awesomeness of said clothing brand.
Now, if you’re a fan of having large, colorful, sometimes tacky (I have to say it) images covering the vast majority of your shirt (if you’re reading this site, you surely do), then Rockett’s designs will please your soul.
They also sponsor several metal bands + tours, so they’ve chosen their strategy well.
Rockett clothing is having their annual 15 dollar t-shirt sale, so get on over there and pick up a few of these bad boys. Note the shirt above, which I am going to buy. Skeleton woman with chainsaw? She’s the perfect mix of Daisy Duke and zombie for me.
The other day I was having a conversation with a coworker about how, from the age of 21 to about the age of 25, 90% of my available income was spent on the internet. And not on useful things either, just total shit. I would get a paycheck and immediately hit the ‘webnets scouring thinkgeek, amazon, toytokyo and any other site with nothing useful on it to unload my paycheck. 4-8 days later I’d have a new 7″ tall dragon sitting on a pillow holding a sword, or maybe a dragon on a knife.
Seriously that’s how it went.
It’s April, there’s almost 0 evil shit happening in my office right now. So here’s a video of some guy who wrote some book about satanism, “the occult” and how Catholics are crazy and devil worshippers. I know, that was a great summary, but it’s an amusing view and that’s all you need to know.
(Trust me there is video, it just takes about a minute and a half to get going.)