And I feel stupid just posting it. But I am.

[via io9]

A friend of mine just alerted me to these awesome homemade toys on Etsy. Etsy is a website where artisans (if you will) can sell all kinds of bizarre goods to the general public. Etsy takes a cut, the artist gets their work exposed, everyone’s happy. It’s really a cool site and if you dig around for a while you’ll find some amazing, unique items. Like this:

That’s fucking badass is what that is. The brand is called 2amToys, and there are 5 equally disturbing/adorable creatures currently available.

Unless you count the bastard that decided to drop a foot of snow in London. I definitely drank in evil ways. I also had hoped to write a killer review and post pictures of a Mindless Self Indulgence show, but wouldn’t you know, a power failure in the area prevented me from doing so.