Price applies to the Church of Satan (Part 9) – DONEJanuary 24th, 2009 by Price
36.) Do you drink alcoholic beverages? If so, to what extent? State preferences.
I’m drinking an alcoholic beverage as we speak (type), if that says anything. The extent is that if there is a good reason to drink, I will do so. I never turn down a good drink. Unless there is no alcohol in it. What is the point of THAT? I usually don’t decide to stop drinking, it’s usually regulated by things like having to go to work, the bar closing, stores running out of alcohol, prohibition, etc.
I drink a shitload. I know of no other word to describe my drinking. I love drinking with a passion. Both love drinking WITH a passion and love drinking … with a passion. Do you understand?
I prefer North Carolina, New York, Ohio, and California. Not necessarily in that order. South Carolina can be OK at times as well. And Texas. Sometimes.
37.) Do you have any tangible services or resources which you would care to contribute?
I have tons of coal that I would be willing to contribute to the cause. I also have lots of baseball cards that would probably bring all kinds of wealth to the group.
Services-wise, I need to think about. Again, I am concerned about disclosing something that could be harmful to my club reputation. I know for a fact that my skills as a carpenter would come in quite handy for building upside-down crosses.
38.) Are you free to travel? To what extent?
Ooh I like this question. Does this mean I could be going on some super secret missions for the church of Satan, roaming the globe recruiting new members?
Pay for me and I’ll go wherever you want me to. As long as it’s not New Jersey.
39.) Define Satan.
My father, who art not in heaven.
Wikipedia has a good entry for him as well.