Newly discovered British horror gummi candyJanuary 17th, 2009 by Price
You can imagine how happy my drunk ass was to stumble upon this gem tonight. I mean come on, Horror Mix? That fucking rules.
However, upon further investigation once arriving home, I noticed a couple of things.
One, what the FUCK is that bear doing on the packaging? Sure that is creepy as shit, but I wouldn’t put that bear anywhere near the word “horror” in the dictionary.
And why is that bat smiling? And who cares about artificial colors when you are dealing with horror candy?
And finally, observe:
Bat? Check. Snake (or worm)? Check. Spider? Check. Frog? What? Horror-frog? What? Umm. Yeah. Sure.