Price applies to the Church of Satan (Part 8)
January 14th, 2009 by Price
32.) How long did it take you to join the Church of Satan?
Well, the application has taken fucking FOREVER, you should probably work on trimming this bad boy down.
It doesn’t matter how long it took, I’m really taking it now. You should be proud of me, not making me feel bad for delaying.
33.) Are you a smoker? If so, to what extent.
To an extent. I smoke if I want, but am not addicted. Addiction is bad, unless of course you are addicted to Satan or killing babies.
34.) Have you accomplished anything important or significant? If so, what?
I’m still alive, which is a big accomplishment considering the amount of damage I’ve done to my body and brain over the years in the name of being as evil as possible.
Filling out this application will be very significant when I complete it. Lord (Satan) knows it has taken me long enough.
I graduated from high school. Lots of people don’t do that where I come from.
I once filled a bathtub with nothing but ice cubes and 40 ounce bottles of malt liquor. I think that’s a pretty big accomplishment as well.
I also won the DARE bear in elementary school. Neat huh?
35.) Which parent do you admire most and why?
They are both probably going to be reading this, so I shouldn’t answer. BUT, if they weren’t reading this, I would say my Dad, because Satan is a male, and that obviously means the male sex is greater than the female, so Dad wins.