Garlic and Shots. Doesn’t sound very evil does it? Ohhhh but you are quite wrong sirs, quite quite wrong.

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If you’re like me (god help you), you fondly remember the Splatterhouse games of the early ’90s.  Not so much the original Splatterhouse, but specifically Splatterhouse 2. Why?  Well mainly because the first one only came out on TurboGrafx-16, and no one but annoying little shits had the TurboGrafx-16. Splatterhouse 2, however, came out on the console that all badass 12 year olds primarily interested in gore and death possessed: The Sega Genesis.

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I don’t care what god/gods/plant/spirit/drug you worship and believe in, but I do care that you all embrace the holiday spirit and buy shit for your friends and family, of course with the hope that they will return the favor.

Here are some good lists of recommendations others have compiled for those who enjoy all things horror and metal. I found a couple of lists scattered around the internets, so I figured I would share. Some are really good, and some are just funny:

• Zombo’s Closet of Horror’s Procrastinator’s Horror Fan Gift Guide
• The Vault of Horror’s Ultimate Christmas Gift Guide
• MetalSucks’ Best Metal DVDs of 2008
• Christmas Gift Guide for Horror Fans
• Helium’s Gift Ideas for Heavy Metal Fans

“There’s snuffin’ like it!” Well, at least, that’s what Snuff Tobacco UK has to say about snuff, which one would expect. This isn’t necessarily on topic, but after this experience, I swear this shit is pure evil.

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I hate to just cross-post, but while reading about Brian Pulido’s new movie The Graves on Bloody-Disgusting, I noticed a very key point: that mother fucking Randy Blythe, one of the most evil (at least possessing the most evil voice) sons of bitches on earth.

Not only does this movie sound pretty good, but it has an amazing cast apart from Randy, including Tony Todd and Bill Mosely. Still, I am beyond pumped to see Randy in a horror movie. I’m going to take a guess that he gets a gruesome death in the film. One would think he would want it that way.

The fact that this movie is a creation of Brian Pulido is another win for all those who are evil. I remember his Lady Death and Evil Ernie comics as being some of the most gory and edgy comics when I was growing up, pushing the limits of what separated general comics from adult ones.

[Via Bloody-Disgusting]

It’s Price’s turn to visit the motherland. Since I’m here on “official” business, I’m not sure how much evil I’ll be able to get into beyond the standard drinking of copious amounts of British booze, but hopefully I’ll run across something worth writing about.

Wish I could go this this. I want to sit on zombie santa’s lap :-(

Look, I know I’ve been posting many more sarcastic and ironically evil things than actual evil things of late, and I just want to say that it’s not my fault.  There’s just not that much dark shit going on in the holidays after Halloween. You think I enjoy this?  I don’t. It hurts me more than it hurts you.

But look at that guy on the left. He’s a demon if there ever was one.

So you like Swedish Dance Bands? Of course you do. Check out the top site for Swedish Dance Band Fans (SDBF), svenskadansband.se.

http://svenskadansband.se/

Really? At least the tag line is pretty good and cheesy.

I can’t imagine the guy who brings down evil oil tycoons and other characters who don’t exist in this world battling something that’s really not from this world. Then again, there isn’t much of a science to Steven Seagal or anything that he is affiliated with, so why waste my breath.

Pre-order here.