You can’t kill Halloween, Santa, no matter how hard you try! While shopping for Eggnog, I came across the Clearance section of a local grocery store. As any decent shopper does, I glance over the section without actually pausing to look, making sure I give off an aura of “I don’t mess with that cheap shit.” But I couldn’t ignore the beckon of black, purple, and orange packaging. I knew what that meant.

Crazy Bones!

Oh I love when candy companies can get away with subversively promoting cannibalism. As usual, this excited me greatly. No brains, eyes, or organs, but at least we get arms and legs:

Well, I was supposed to get arms and legs. I only got legs. All 34 pieces of candy were just legs. They were still neat though:

And as expected, they pretty much taste like shit. Still, it’s good to be reminded of my favorite holiday in the midst of this sappy shit.

Tags: crazy bones, halloween

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