Back when I was a college freshman in the 20th century, I used to LOVE reading Landover Baptist.  This was 1999, and the internet wasn’t the vast realm of awesomeness that it is today. Prepare for a trip down memory lane- In 1999 I used Lycos and Altavista to find search results, I used Napster to introduce myself to Samael, At The Gates, Emperor and pretty much everyone else I still listen to today, and on Thursday nights I sat in my dorm room and drunkenly listened to phone calls between Glen Benton and Bob Larson [ed note: I actually did this]. The internet wasn’t huge, but if you really sought it out you could find humorous sources of blasphemy and hedonism. To this end, I loved the laughably juvenile anti-religious site Landover Baptist.org. 

For some reason, it popped into my head last night.

I was instantly relieved to see it’s almost EXACTLY the same as it was 9 years ago: quizzes about slavery in the bible, lessons on why the pope is the devil, instruction on how to spot faggotry (hilarious). All in all, it’s the same make-fun-of-religion-by-imitating-it website I used to love. If you’re into absurd satire and offensive t-shirts, I suggest you spend an hour perusing it. You’ll feel better for it.

Why, look at this cheerful garment!

 

And this little doozy is sure to delight all, and inspire conversation:

Here’s a shortlist of some articles that had me chuckling:

Christian Checklist for Spotting Faggotry

Kristian Kids Korner

Landover Baptist Hell House

Obama’s Gastly Ghetto of Demoncratic Terror!

 

Good to see some things don’t change.

Tags: abortion, jesus, landover baptist, satan

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