Spend that hard-earned dough on useless things, like these awesome plush dolls.  You can get series 1 direct from Mezco, or pick ‘em up at DarkFigures.com.

I really have no idea who this man is, nor do I know anything about him except than that he’s 50% responsible for this album and cover. Which means he’s either super satanic/fantastic, or super evangelical and a fear monger [ed: It's the latter]. Either way he looks great in a suit.

Check him out, or don’t, this Thursday as part of CMJ.

I already knew what great weapons tire irons made, but some of you have been using them for changing tires and are therefore in need of a refresher. They’re for killing zombies. My friend directed me to this website which I’ve never heard of but will now continue to read until Friday.

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Can never have too much zombie-wear.

[Via hypebeast]

ZOMFGOMBIES! (trademark).  These lovable little guys are the perfect early Christmas gift to yourself. They dismember and everything (actually dismember is all they do, but that’s pretty much everything nowadays). Buy one for your mother as a birthing “Thank you.”

Plush Zombies

More cool stuff from ThinkGeek:

Zombie Brain Gelatin Mold

Horror Halloween Handrest

The only thing more horrifying than MIDI Metallica songs (and believe me, they’re terrifying. Price and I spent a week last year collecting them), are MIDI Metallica songs with animated gif accompaniment.

http://jmshaefferuntitledfirst.ytmnd.com/

Artist Ray Villafane creates some amazing pieces. One of his mediums happens to be the pumpkin. Oh that just fits in with our theme too perfectly. Some of my favorites are Frankenstein, this Devil-Skull, and certainly, the mother-fucking Predator himself.

I mean, seriously. Check out this spread of tools he uses:

Holy Clive Barker, no wonder these things come out so evil-looking. I know of several mad scientists and sadists who could KILL for these.

Attempt to follow his very well-written instructions here.

[Via Abattoir]

This is too good.

Link via NY Post

I can’t believe I missed this book last year. And it was Christmas time. The perfect gift!

One of my favorite new horror fiction authors, Jonathon Maberry, has a story featured in this collection.

It’s never too early to start buying belated Halloween gifts (known in some circles as Christmas presents).

History is Dead

I believe this is what is commonly referred to as a “must see.” It currently has 100% positive reviews on Rotten Tomatoes.