Yep, that title is not a joke.

Everyone’s favorite shopping mall porn/lingerie/cock ring store Adam and Eve is having a contest to vote on the best Halloween sex toy design.

NSFW after the jump. I highly recommend jumping if you want to see what Pinhead would look like represented in a phallic fashion.

See Exhibit A:

That … is fucking HYSTERICAL. The face could use a little work, but obviously the designer was not too concerned about the likeness. We all get the point. Get it? The point?

Since we do cater to the Halloween/Metal fan on here, I guess it is only fitting you are forced to judge the Kiss design, even though I’m a firm believer that KISS is anything BUT metal (but they do wear costumes):

And please please PLEASE, I strongly suggest voting for Good and Evil, which is of my friend’s toy (not sure in what capacity). I am promised something from the store if she wins. I probably won’t want it, but I love free things.

And please children, do not make replicas of these and attempt to use them.

Tags: adam and eve, halloween, junk, october, pinhead, sex toy

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