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Everyone loves a sexy something-or-other on Halloween, right? Sure you do. Well, if you’re a woman you do. But why stop at “sexy nurse” or “sexy 3 ring binder?” Take your sexiness to the max with some of these badass costumes, like the “sexy Osama Bin Laden.”

http://www.planetdan.net/junk/sexyhalloween/

Badass, you can never have too many Halloween decorations lying around.

[Via Evil Mad Scientist]

Inspired by Vincent, here are the “before” pics for this year’s choices.

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Nice top 10 list from BD.

[Via Bloody-Disgusting]

Rooftop Films is hosting an evening of indie horror flicks at the Chelsea Market.  10 scary movies, and the best part, free beer!!!!! GET DRUNK GO HORROR MOVIES. Get details here.

Some people are just funnier than I am.  I’m ok with that.

I love Halloween. So much. Even more than Halloween itself I love planning extravagant costumes that can only disappoint. I’ve spent close to $300 on previous years’ costumes, only to have it look like I fell in a bargain bin at Spencer’s Gifts. Good times.

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This could quite possibly be the greatest Halloween/90’s Internet/Beef Jerky/Text-to-Speech mash-up ever created. Stop what you are doing right now and visit JerkyWorks.com, and click on Dracula in the upper right corner. He will tell you to buy beef jerky. He is very convincing.

I have no idea how I stumbled upon this page, but my head is still spinning over the glut of animated gifs, 90’s web “design”, and of course the Stephen Hawking-voiced animated characters. Sans-Halloween, this site is still a goldmine.

Check out what the little devil has to say about Frankenstein’s favorite flavor, Chernobyl.

The greatest cartoon of all time, It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown, airs tonight on ABC at 8 pm. Even if you own it on DVD, it’s always much more special to catch on tv with millions of excited “kids” like myself. My brain knew this as I was carving my pumpkin last night and subliminally threw in an homage to Chuck’s t-shirt as a reminder. Good brain.