59 Days Until Halloween
September 2nd, 2010 by Price59. 5 + 9 = 14. February 14th is Valentine’s Day. My Bloody Valentine was a GREAT horror movie, even if it was essentially ruined by a shitty remake.
59. 5 + 9 = 14. February 14th is Valentine’s Day. My Bloody Valentine was a GREAT horror movie, even if it was essentially ruined by a shitty remake.
Another sure sign that Halloween is just around the corner. Raleigh-based brewery Big Boss‘ Harvest Time pumpkin ale is BACK to be served again.
I love how all good things come back around at Halloween. My love of Harvest Time has been well-documented. Boner-inducing is the best way for me to describe this wonderful ale. It’s literally the best pumpkin ale I have ever tasted. I EVEN HAVE THE FUCKING SHIRT.
And look how cute the little logo is!!! It’s the only one I could steal from their site. It’s wicked-evil looking though. It’s the perfect logo ever. More perfect than Coke or Pepsi could ever dream of. They should both hire whoever made this logo.
If you’re ever around Raleigh, please stop by the tap room and pick up a growler. Or 7.
This beer is so good, this is what it does to me:
This is good. We’re now officially two months away, as today is the first day of September, and we just have to get through this and next month and then all is right with the world.
60. For the movie Gone in 60 Seconds (I’m not telling you whether I liked this one or not), which features actor Timothy Olyphant. Who was in one of my favorite movies of last year, the remake of the George Romero flick The Crazies.
What’s funny about the crazies is that I wrote a quick blurb about it back in April of 2009. Vincent also wrote a quick blurb in January, yet apparently it was the first time he had heard of the movie, which greatly offends me, since this means he obviously doesn’t read my blog posts.
Vincent, if you’re reading this, I’m watching you …
I’m sure it’s been back for quite some time now, but it’s the first time I’ve noticed it.
THAT JUST MEANS THAT HALLOWEEN IS SO MUCH CLOSER THAN I HAD EXPECTED.
I am super excited for the dots, especially the ghost dots.
These ghost dots have been part of legend ever since X-Entertainment reviewed them way back in 2007.
I also reviewed them last year. They were a hit at parties, and I don’t foresee them disappointing this year either. Look at them in all their glory:
YES. I shall consume thee, ghost dots. But I will probably just throw your bastard cousin candy corn dots drunkenly at my friends.
But wait, that’s not all …

61. 61 = 6_1 = VI_I = VII = 7. That is some shitty logic I know, but it allows us to talk about Friday the 13th part VII, The New Blood.
Well, actually, it allows me to say that for some reason Vincent really likes this particular Jason film. I’d consider among the worst in the series, although it’s pretty amusing getting to see Jason’s “face”:
Evil on 2 Legs has a great original post where the question is asked, “What kind of greeting cards would Jigsaw have created?”
This birthday card is probably my favorite:
That sounds exactly like something I would send to someone. “Congratulations. You’re still alive”. Pretty brilliant if you ask me.

I don’t really understand what the purpose of this poster is as I can’t read it, but it’s something. And it’s a neat something.
63. For Alan Thicke, Canada’s greatest export, who is 63 years old, and for his magical show Growing Pains. Way back before Kirck Cameron was insane, Growing Pains was a fun way to spend an evening (if you were 6 years old). I vividly remember a Halloween episode in which Mike had a dream that his entire family had turned to zombies. Seriously I didn’t sleep for days. I was horrified. I can’t find it online (help me out), but I did find this: